Better off Ted, Heavy Plate Problems

“As head of research and development at soulless conglomerate Veridian Dynamics, conflicted single father Ted attempts to balance his personal code of ethics with each of his immoral assignments, like freezing co-workers or weaponizing pumpkins.” In this episode Ted nixes a project for an indestructible plate that is first to heavy and then later bursts into flame on impact. So witty is the script. So witty. You must love plate humour.


“How much does this weigh? (9 pounds 4 ounes). Guys, it doesn’t have to take a bullet. What kind of dinner parties do you go to? Make a lighter plate.”


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